Why you should leave your wife home when going fishing
or
Why women really do rule the world.
A husband who took his wife out on a little lake to teach her how to fish.
When they finished and got back home, the neighbor asked her how she did.
The wife replied, “Well, I am not sure. According to my husband, I did everything
wrong. First, he said I was moving around too much in the boat. Then he
said I was talking too much and chased the fish away. Next, he made fun
of the way I baited the hook. Lastly, he said ugly words to me because I
didn’t wait long enough before reeling in my line. I guess I am not a fisherman,
but I did catch more fish than he did.”
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A guy rings his boss and says "I can't come to work today
The boss asks why and the guy says "it's my eyes."
"What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss.
"I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going Deep Sea fishing
instead..."
2010 Orlando and Daytona Beach Deep Sea Fishing Schedule
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day schedule The schedule is not written in stone. It does
change so check back.
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