Why you should leave your wife home when going fishing
or
Why women really do rule the world.
A husband who took his wife out on a little lake to teach her how to fish.
When they finished and got back home, the neighbor asked her how she did.
The wife replied, “Well, I am not sure. According to my husband, I did everything
wrong. First, he said I was moving around too much in the boat. Then he
said I was talking too much and chased the fish away. Next, he made fun
of the way I baited the hook. Lastly, he said ugly words to me because I
didn’t wait long enough before reeling in my line. I guess I am not a fisherman,
but I did catch more fish than he did.”
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A guy rings his boss and says "I can't come to work today
The boss asks why and the guy says "it's my eyes."
"What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss.
"I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going Deep Sea fishing
instead..."
107N Riverside Dr. New Smyrna Beach, FL 32169
Click here for a Map & Driving Directions From New Smyrna beachside:
Take A1A to South Causeway, cross over the
bridge, Turn Right at the 1st light onto Live Oak
street. At the end of Live Oak street turn Right onto
Canal street. Canal street dead ends at the water, Turn
Left onto Riverside Drive. Go about 300 feet and
turn right into the parking lot of the Fish'in Cove
Marine Supply store. Proceed down the driveway to
the right of the store. You will see the boat next
to the Dolphin View Restaurant when you enter the back
parking lot. OR from the North Causeway
Head down Flagler Avenue onto the North
Causeway, cross over the bridge, At the 2nd traffic light
turn left onto Riverside Drive.
Go about 1000 feet and turn left into the
parking lot of the Fish'in Cove Marine Supply store.
Proceed down the driveway to the right of the store.
You will see the boat next to the Dolphin View Restaurant
when you enter the back parking lot. From Daytona beachside:
Cross over to the mainland on the Dunlawton
bridge, Turn Left onto US 1 (S. Ridgewood Ave).
Head south bound to New Smyrna Beach. for 9.5 miles look
for highway sign that reads 44 East, business
district/Canal Street, Turn Left at Canal Street. Canal
street dead ends at the water, Turn Left onto Riverside
Drive. Go about 300 feet and turn right into the
parking lot of the Fish'in Cove Marine Supply store.
Proceed down the driveway to the right of the store.
You will see the boat next to the Dolphin View Restaurant
when you enter the back parking lot.
From Deland or Ormond via I 95:
Take the New Smyrna Beach Highway 44 East to
exit #249, Travel on 44 east until you go over
an overpass that passes over train tracks. When
you get to the bottom of the overpass make the first
left turn at the light. This is Palmetto St.
Take Palmetto St. until it ends and make a right turn
onto Canal St. Canal street dead ends at the
water. Go about 300 feet and turn right into the
parking lot of the Fish'in Cove Marine Supply store.
Proceed down the driveway to the right of the store.
You will see the boat next to the Dolphin View Restaurant
when you enter the back parking lot. From Orlando:
Take I-4 East, Get off at New Smyrna Beach
Highway 44 exit #118. At top of ramp turn right and
follow to New Smyrna Beach. Pass under I-95 and travel
on 44 east until you go over an overpass that passes
over train tracks. When you get to the bottom of
the overpass make the first left turn at the light. This
is Palmetto St. Take Palmetto St. until it
ends and make a right turn onto Canal St. Canal street dead ends at the
water. Go about 300 feet and turn right into the
parking lot of the Fishin Cove Marine Supply store.
Proceed down the driveway to the right of the store.
You will see the boat next to the Dolphin View Restaurant
when you enter the back parking lot.
