Why you should leave your wife home when going fishing
or
Why women really do rule the world.
A husband who took his wife out on a little lake to teach her how to fish.
When they finished and got back home, the neighbor asked her how she did.
The wife replied, “Well, I am not sure. According to my husband, I did everything
wrong. First, he said I was moving around too much in the boat. Then he
said I was talking too much and chased the fish away. Next, he made fun
of the way I baited the hook. Lastly, he said ugly words to me because I
didn’t wait long enough before reeling in my line. I guess I am not a fisherman,
but I did catch more fish than he did.”
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A guy rings his boss and says "I can't come to work today
The boss asks why and the guy says "it's my eyes."
"What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss.
"I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going Deep Sea fishing
instead..."
Q
I have never been on a boat, what's is the day like.
A
The best way to answer this is to explain a
typical trip. You should arrive about 45 minutes before our
scheduled departure time. When you get there get on the boat
and grab a rag from the bag that is sitting on the bench as
you board. Take the rag and tie off a spot for yourself and
for anyone else in your party. Next, go to the office that
is located next to the boat and purchase your boarding pass
and get back on the boat. That's it. Your on your
way. The mates will make sure that you have a rod and reel of
our own on the way to the fishing grounds. Now, sit back and
enjoy the ride. Buy your breakfast from our onboard restaurant.
Q
What is the Jackpot?
A
The jackpot is like a 50/50 drawing without the 50. We don't
take half. All the money collect for the jackpot goes to the
winner. So, if there are 60 people on the boat and 50 people
go in the jackpot then the person who catch's the biggest edible
fish wins $250
Q
Should I tip the mates?
A
As you would with your waiter or waitress in a restaurant
a 15% to 20% is customary but it all depends on how you felt
you were treated. Our mates don’t charge for fish cleaning so
they depend upon your generosity. Tips for the Galley person
and the "Picture lady" are separate from the deck crew and
from each other.
Q
Are there restrooms on board?
A
Yes, both Women's and Men's and they are CLEAN and
well maintained with running FRESH water.
Q
What do I need to bring with me?
A
Nothing. We provide you with a rod, reel, bait and tackle.
You can buy hot fresh cooked food, beer, soda and snacks from
the galley. We do recommend you bring the following. Sunscreen,
sunglasses, visor or hat.
Q
Can I bring a cooler?
A
Yes you can but it can be no larger than 20 inches.
Q
Can I bring my own fishing gear?
A
Of course
Q
Are Children welcome?
A
MOST DEFINITELY
Q
How many people do you go out with?
A
We are licensed for 150 people but we limit
the size of the crowd to 66% of capacity.
Q
How far out do you go out?
A
We average between 11 and 23 miles but it all depends on where the fish
are. On the ocean, every day is different.
